Kisame doesn't give a shit unless he knows you.

Or you wanna have sex. Or give him money. Or both! ♥ Actually, he's pretty damn easy to talk to! Huh. Whatever. Give him a ring here.

( Coulda, Shoulda, Been a Call Boy )

Ha ha, oh Sharkbait. That's what happens when you tempt the wrong type of predator. You're more fit for aquatic life than those resilient bugs.

Finally.

Itachi. You and me need to talk! I need to hear all about your adventures.

Happy Birthday, Sharkbait.

Eventually you won't be a kid anymore. Not today though.

It's good to be back in town. Got to see Shark Bait, met a couple of folks...

I wonder how Uchiha Minor is? I heard he was here at SU too... I should drop by and see the famous little 'otouto'.

Especially since Itachi's going to be out of town for at least a month. I have a lot of time to cause some trouble. While the weasel's away, the shark comes out to play...

Oh, and if anyone can show me a good time around this joint, that'd be swell.

Hey.

I'm Kisame. I'm getting a bit of a late start in my education, but at least I'm getting one, huh? I'll be starting after summer as a freshman. Give me a good head start on socializin' before I hit the books, at least.

Wanna get into metalworking. I want to make blades, mainly combat and hunting knives.

I haven't seen my roommate yet. I wonder what kind of guy he is I hope he's cute.